Thursday, June 5, 2008

*~* Friends V.S. Homies*~*

*~* Friends V.S. Homies*~*
Current mood: worried
Category: Friends

*~*Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink



*~*Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food


*~*Friends: Would bail you out of jail



*~*Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!"


*~*Friends: Won't laugh at you.



*~*Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around!


*~*Friends: Has never seen you cry





*~*Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.



*~*Friends: Asks you to write down your number.



*~*Homies: Have you on speed dial



*~*Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.


*~*Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."


*~*Friends: Only knows a few things about you


*~*Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


*~*Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing


*~*Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you.


*~*Friends: Would knock on your front door


*~*Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"


*~*Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments...


*~*Homies: Are next to you making them!


*~*Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone


*~*Homies: They already know not to tell...


*~*Friends: Are only through highschool


*~*Homies: They are for life



*~*Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough



*~*Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!"


*~*Friends: Will leave you in a ditch


*~*Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!


*~*Friends: Would ignore this letter


*~~~*Hell Yeah I Say Yur Homie*~~~*

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